"You may want to sit down if you're not already."
I am in fact already sitting down! On the toilet. :)
We may be racist for white toilets, but looking at it from the other end (if one ever wants to look at a toilet from the other end), people worldwide are crapping on those white toilets. That's shitty too.
Bwahahahah!
I do so much on the toilet. We are gross. 🤣 (Yes, I included you in that...)
OMG! I didn't even think about the fact that they were getting crapped into... the layers INCREASE!!!! #conspiracy? #ithinkso
LOL1 Call it gross if you want. I prefer to call it 'time management' ;)