I got scared when I saw you posted with the educational tag, I was correct and also laughed my ass off. On the bright side, I can see an illegitimate child surfacing in your near future - don't give up hope.

Be careful with that little dude - please don't scar him for life. But kudos on your pointing device - clever.

All those videos are frightening - I'm sure you could make a killing. I especially liked the way the video that came up after your charming cooking by the book remix was a review for a Smith and Wesson - nice.

Keep up the good work but don't ruin any children in the process.
~T