His Nervous Elf

His Nervous Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Elf carried a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Elf wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Nervous Elf needed a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It should be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Elf desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.

His Nervous Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.