Green Elf

Green Elf carried a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Green Elf always kept a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Green Elf searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Green Elf always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Green Elf found a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Green Elf always had with them a stapler that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler having that done to it