My Retarded Elf

My Retarded Elf desired a computer that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

My Retarded Elf craved for a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Elf desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Elf looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Retarded Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they would often play with. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

My Retarded Elf searched for a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.