Questions That Make You Think

in #esteem5 years ago

Life can be stressful. We constantly have to deal with our problems, our fears of what tomorrow may bring, what the future holds for us. That is why we have to, once in a while put aside our baggages, our worries, and have a laugh – at ourselves, at our troubles, and at Life. Laugh and be happy, come what may!

I hope these questions (non-sequitur) will bring on a chuckle or two.


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When dog food is ‘new and improved tasting’, who tests it? - Unknown

Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? - Unknown

Who shall decide when doctors disagree? - Alexander Pope

Who took the picture of the first camera? - Unknown

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? - Unknown

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? - Woody Allen

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? - Steven Wright

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - Unknown

Why do banks charge you an “in-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? - Steven Wright

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? - Unknown

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - Unknown

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? - Unknown

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