Questions That Make You Think
Life can be stressful. We constantly have to deal with our problems, our fears of what tomorrow may bring, what the future holds for us. That is why we have to, once in a while put aside our baggages, our worries, and have a laugh – at ourselves, at our troubles, and at Life. Laugh and be happy, come what may!
I hope these questions (non-sequitur) will bring on a chuckle or two.
When dog food is ‘new and improved tasting’, who tests it? - Unknown
Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? - Unknown
Who shall decide when doctors disagree? - Alexander Pope
Who took the picture of the first camera? - Unknown
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? - Unknown
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? - Woody Allen
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? - Steven Wright
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - Unknown
Why do banks charge you an “in-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? - Steven Wright
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? - Unknown
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - Unknown
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? - Unknown
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