Today's Humour

The most wasted of all days is that one which one has not laughed. When possible, where possible, laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years.

Definitions You won’t See in The Dictionary

Abstract Art – a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Unknown

Academe – an ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. - Ambrose Bierce

Academy – a modern school where football is taught. - Ambrose Bierce

Acquaintance – a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce

Actor – a person who plays when he works and works when he plays. - Unknown

Adult – a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. - Unknown

Advertising – the science of arresting the intelligence long enough to get money out of it. - Unknown

Advice – what people ask for when they want to be told that what they are doing is all right. - Unknown

Age – the thing that makes wine worth more and some people feel less. - Unknown

Alcohol – a substance excellent for preserving many things – except secrets. - Unknown

Ambition – an overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. - Ambrose Bierce

Archaeologist – Someone whose career lies in ruins. - Unknown

Architect – one who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Unknown

Argument – an activity during which people exchange their ignorance. - Unknown

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