RE: The Literary Mash-Up Challenge
Okay, let's get weird:
What if he had a brain freeze and ditched all his lines, or farted, or, worse yet, sucked up Helen's clothes?
Summary (from the back cover of "Washer Mouth" by Kevin L. Donihe):
Roy is a washing machine messiah. Recently turned human, he must pave the way for the coming of the washer-men. Unfortunately, Roy is not a very good messiah. More obsessed with the daytime Soap Opera Sands of Eternity, Roy deviates from his mission in order to follow his dream of acting in a scene with the beautiful Helen, his favorite Soap Opera starlet, before she is retired from the show. But Roy soon discovers that the rise to stardom isn't a simple task, especially for a man whose mouth is an out-of-control washing machine.
Not a family-friendly read by any stretch, but it's hilarious. And weird. I loved it.
Thanks for taking part @blockurator & I love the weird and wonderful so it is completely cool that it isn't so family friendly 😉 The sentence you chose certainly adds some interesting words and phrases to try and incorporate into the creative post in the next section of the challenge.
That book looks like a great escape from reality into the seas, or 'laundry rooms' of the absurd and surreal. Love it mate!