Okay, @jlsplatts. I like pizza a lot, but I do draw the line at mud on it. Not that mud doesn't have its place in the world. Just not on my pizza.
Which, come to think of it, this post was more about mud—how to make it, how to retrieve it, and presumably how to avoid it. Or not, depending on how you like your pepperoni pizza.
So, I guess that makes mud an official food. My granddaughter will be happy about that. I don't think I'm going to tell her. :)
Mud pies anyone??? Lol as the pizza brushed my mustache I knew there were chunks of dried mud fallin on the pizza. Oh well, I am hungry and I ended up eating all but one piece of a large pizza. Not to shabby if I do say so myself.