FFF ~ Bomb Tacos <> A Lineman Snack ~ FFF

in #fff5 years ago

I am always waiting until the last minute to put together a Fantastic Food Flying Post for Food Fight Friday. I’m thinking the week needs to have a few more days in it. Wait hold up!!! The Weekend needs a few more days, therefore extending the overall length of a week. Therefore giving me a couple more day to get my crap together, all the while not extending the Work Week You follow?? If not.... read the above text again... I had to a couple times

Alright, I made it to another Friday.... Life is good!! Especially when you get to eat chomp on some tasty tacos while listening to to a guy do wood carvings. Not to mention the slight stench of exhaust mixed with the smell of of authentic Mexican food. I bring to you...

Bomb Tacos a quick Lineman Snack

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First thing you need to know is, I have driven by this place countless times. This place sits in an empty lot just off the highway. “Home of the $1 Taco” has turned into “Home of the $1.25 Taco” look closely at the sign...

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You know things are getting bad when they start adding $0.25 to $1 tacos. That’s a 25% increase... wait... 2+2=4... 4x25=100 and 100/25=4 then add 3.14 multiplied by the square root of the reciprocal of the tangent, cross multiplied my the inverse reaction of the capacitance reactance, then when the inducer is added is creates resistancein the force, decreasing the overall value of the dollar, and therefore causing the resulting increase to be... 25% After all these years I still have it. Dang I’m good.

When I pulled up I instantly say this written in permanent marker on the side of their trailer. Oh ya, this isn’t your typical Taco Truck... it’s a Taco Trailer my Food Flingers!!!

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  • Open at 10 am... time to recover from the fiesta the night before
  • Cash Only.... Flyin’ under that tax radar
    Welp looks good enough for my business... wait what the heck is going on over there?

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Now where else can you chow down on some tacos and watch a guy do some wood carvings with a chainsaw??? I have never heard of it nor have I ever experienced it... until now. I took a quick peak at some of his work to see if there was anything that would be of Mama-Splatts’ liking...

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As you can tell I am easily distracted, but this dude is hungrier than a hostage right now. I’m super busy and got a lot of stuff to take care of before the weekend.

Gimme 5

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Tacos Please

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Within 3 minutes of placing my order these hot out the trailer Asada tacos are in my dirty hands. Tasty lookin’ little buggers aren’t they? I really wish I could have snuck a photo of the guy at the other table. His mustache was amazing!! It had those curled pointy tips on the end. His hair was grey but mustache was dark. I just couldn’t get it. I was sitting at the totally wrong table. Moving to the other side of the table would have made it way too obvious. Next time I will plan things out a little better when I encounter a mustache of that magnitude.

Now just look at this Asada Taco...

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A little slightly grilled onion on top with a good splash of some in house salsa and BOOM these tacos are BOMB If they weren’t so Hot out the trailer I would have eating these 5 tacos lickity split! Granted they aren’t LOADED with meat, onions and cilantro but what else can you ask for when your payin’ $1.25... maybe a poke in the eye to go along with it??? Or how about a little saw dust???

Before I left I had to take another look at this woodcarver and see what he was creating. His poor little pickup truck was suffering from the weight of that big log in the back. DANG!!

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Break Time... Dog walk

Yep, she is warm out... she always comes home and lays in front of her fan. lol

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Ok I am back... As I was leaving he fired up that chainsaw once again and got to carving out that next master piece. I had to hustle up and get across town to another winery to connect their power. Really?!?? This is the sign you have on the driveway to your tasting room...

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Well my Food Flingers these Bomb Tacos were pretty... Bomb and the price was right too. It’s getting late and I gotta wrap this up.

Until Next Time...
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$1.25, that is a better price than Taco Bell. Wood carving with a chain saw, pretty cool. Looks like he has got some neat pieces, especially the Indian heads.

Plus these tacos aren’t made out of cat meat... or maybe it’s dog??? HAHAHA I am going to go back by there and have a better look at what he has created. I just might have to get something from him.

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