The Landlord and the Farmhand hunting

in #fiction6 years ago (edited)

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The landlord and farmhand went hunting in the woods. The landlord had the rifle and farmhand was only assisting the landlord in the hunt.

They walked a small while through the forest when they saw an elk in distance, in the edge of the woods! Both carefully crouched a bit and the landlord lifted his rifle up...

BANG!

The elk fell dead down on the ground.

"Yes! We did it!",
shouted the farmhand.

"What do you mean 'we'?",
asked the disgruntled landlord.

They approached the dead elk, and the closer they got the clearer it became to them: it was not an elk.

"Oh no, we shot the neighbors prize winning bull!",
shouted the landlord.

"What do you mean 'we'?",
grinned the farmhand.

Later the farmhand was thrown out. He never found another job and starved to death

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good place for hunting and get out achievement

"What do you mean 'we'?",
grinned the farmhand.

Haha... this got me cracking up... thanks for sharing. It indeed put a smile on my face.

Ha, happy to hear that :)

Not all posts need to be serious, as we can see.

This story lmao, it's all about perspective xD

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bull lost his left eye, but survived.. fought in Winter war and married another bull...

I'm happy the bulls found each other. Some say he should have found himself a nice cow, but the bull heart knows what it wants.

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It is a funny fiction. Not scary! Nice one though!

By the way, what's the fault of farmhand! I don't see any. He just learnt the lesson few minute earlier from the landlord :)

Well the tiny text added in the bottom.. the sad fact is, that especially in the past if someone said something bad at their "superior", they were easily laid off and sent away. Because if you are "low" compared to someone else, you should shut up even if you are right. :)

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