I'm waiting for comedy open mic round 34 to start

so I can post something funny but I absolutely have nothing funny to post. I had a great time this week but my cell phone was out of battery so I couldn't take any pictures. I used my wife's cell phone instead and took great pictures but she refuses to send them to me.

There is really nothing I can post here anyway until round 34 begins and then I can think of something funny like all my other posts have been before. Really there has been nothing funny I could contribute except some pictures of bugs and a wild goose chasing me through the park. This is not comedy. A few posts making fun of Steemit and some posts making fun of comedy open mic gets real old. How may times do we need to hear about the hard foke?

Has hard foke 21 effected your life personally?

Yes, finally Steemit reached the legal drinking age in most states.

I’m getting sick of it!! There is absolutely nothing funny to write about.

Even if I do write about something funny it is bound to offend someone. My friend @roundbeargames just cleaned his room. I find that personally funny, but I’m not sure anyone else does except maybe his wife. Speaking of love poems, did you read DB’s poem? “Roses are red, etc…” the colors of love. It reminds me of that song we learned in elementary school “De Colores”. I have a feeling @punchline will like it. She got my upvote for blue love. Another friend of mine posted about Goldilocks and the three bears. I always find that story amusing. I tell my own version to my sons before they go to bed. I make them laugh so much they tire themselves out laughing and fall asleep. That story is too long to tell right now. You know how it goes anyway.

After eating the breakfast hash Goldilocks sits on the sofa and passes gas. Finally she goes to the toilet and heads for bead.

The bears come back...
Papa bear says, "Somebody's been into my hash..."
Momma bear says, "Somebody's been into my hash..."
Babby says, "Dey's smoked mine all up and didn't even leave me an ash!!"

They go into the next room...
"Somebody's been shitting in my chair."
"Somebody's been shitting in my chair."
"Somebody's been shittin’ in my chair and they left a log a floatin’."

Finally they went upstairs and found Goldilocks on the bead. You can guess what happens next.

That's right, nothing funny for round 33... but wait I found one.

It was this entry to

Steemit Opnemic

I looked in the dictionary and found that Opna is actually a female seal so I was not surprised to find this video of two seals singing together called Steemit Opnemic:

And this comment from some cheeky fellow:

I know this type of humor will make a person colorless, bloodless, pale, pallid, wan, ashen, gray, sallow, pasty-faced, whey-faced, peaked, sickly, etiolated.

Anemic Goldilocks sleeping source

The guy with a mustache giphy source

More Giphy and Skippy Source

I nominate @checky and @ormism to please make an entry for the next round of @comedyopenmic.

@mineopoly

It's Friday. I need a beer.