A FREE FACIAL FITNESS OPPORTUNITY FOR ONE LUCKY STEEMIT VLOGGER AND/OR SELFIEST
Recently I stumbled across an amazing piece of fitness equipment!
Apparently, our whole bodies are made up of muscles, and a lot of those muscles are in your face. People spends billions on fitness equipment and countless hours at the gym, but they all seem to miss one key muscle group, the face! Not any more. After a decade of development, Brandon Harris finally finished the JAWZRCISE and released it to the public.
For many of us here on steemit, we are literally "the face" of this platform. Countless steemians around the world are now vlogging and taking selfies on a daily basis, and unlike those who do so elsewhere, we are actually getting paid for it. However, with such a large amount of active users on a daily basis here on steemit, it can be hard to get noticed and stand out in a crowd, and I think that this piece of facial fitness equipment will help!
PAPA-PEPPER MEETS THE JAWZRCISE
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This is the last time that you will ever see my face in its current condition. Not only have I purchased a JAWZRCISE for myself, I picked up an extra one to give away to one lucky steemian vlogger or selfiest. Are you ready to have your face forever toned and sculpted? I am.
Just to make sure that you are suckered into believing in some lame health and fitness scam, I'm going to carefully document my progress as I test out this incredible piece of fitness equipment and I'll let you judge for yourselves. Take a good look at that "before" gif above, because I'm moving on to after.
In each video update, I'll give you a keyword that you need to reply with in order to be entered. After one month of my weekly updates, whichever steemians have correctly replied to all five posts will be entered in the random drawing and I will send a free JAWZRCISE anywhere in the world to the winning steemian.
Additionally, although I could probably handle a much tougher setting, I'll be using the entry level "beginner" JAWZRCISE just so I do not provide anyone with unrealistic hopes, although individual results may vary. In case you have not heard of the JAWZRCISE yet, here is a video from the JAWZRCISE website featuring the inventor and founder of JAWZRCISE Brandon Harris himself. Don't take my word for it, listen to what he thinks about it!
Who's ready? I've got 57 muscles to tone and sculpt in my face and neck! I'll be back!
Disclaimer: Mentioning and testing out his product is in no way an endorsement of it, I'll just provide my own experience and let you judge for yourself!
As always, I'm @papa-pepper and here's the proof:
proof-of-JAWZRCISE
Until next time…
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LMAO, this may be better than that time you shaved a kiwi.
Thanks man!
Those poor kiwis.
When I saw "free facial fitness opportunity" I thought this was going to be a post with really funny or cute pictures that would make me laugh and smile a whole lot!
This is... Different than that, haha
It is different than that.
BUT, I still laughed and smiled and I got my facial exercise in after all, so thank you hahaha xD
Ha ha ha... I'll bet the James Bond villain scuplted with JAWZRCISE!
He invented it!
Makes sense!
This sounds amazing, I am onto my 4 th week of healthy eating, I can't exercise very well with being in pain but could use one of these as trying to remove an extra chin lol I'm gong to check these out :) I will try anything once.
Glad to hear you're eating healthy! Also, it looks like you are heading up to a 70 soon! Congrats!
Heading but never reaching lol I don't seem to be moving very fast.
But seriously how can this work. Truly technology is taking us far.
Yes i am ready to follow the process..
If it's God's will, then it's God's bill.
Thanks for this post. I think it will help
In my case, it had better!
Thanks @papa-pepper . I didn't know what it was JAWZRCISE. Interesting thing, Hockey cap gemini :))
I don't know brother, I think you need to shave the goat to give us the best, unbiased video proof that this thing works. It's for science man. If that doesn't work, it's for the children.
Hey, @papa-pepper I am aware of facial muscles. Upvoted and I will resteem this and see what happens... keep me updated...see how it goes for you...wonder if it will give someone TMJ
That one guy looks better but he may have photoshopped ..be careful