Groundhog Day -5minutefreewrite
For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-476-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-groundhog-day
Groundhog day. A day for all the people who live underground to have their day in the sun. Oh boy, it's bright out here. What do you call that giant ball in the sky? The MOON? But it's so bright! This is NIGHT TIME??? We're supposed to have our day in the sun, and this is night and it's so bright. Re-stinking-diculous. How do you ridiculous surface dwellers stand it? Down there everything is better. We have moist, temperate weather all the time. There's no brightness. There are fun root gyms to play on all the time and sometimes there's treasure!
Also, we get all the best mushrooms. Do you know all the mushroom jokes? Here's a few.
Why can't the mushroom sit in the bar? Because they don't have MUSH ROOM
What kind of platters do mushrooms use? Porcinilain.
And how do they get ships to know where they're going? "Port" I'll Bellow!
And what about those mushrooms why are they having such a good time, well, you know, they're fun guys.
So, you see, there are many jokes about mushrooms. Oh man. Oh man. I dunno. Oh man.
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When i was a kid, i always believe the moon always follow me around whenever i am moving
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It's a little bit funny to learn from the other side of the world.
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Ooooh. Dreadful jokes. But I'll upvote anyway. :)