"Make up for my despair" (free-write "facial mask")
-But why do they have zombie posters here? Is it a marketing strategy? Asked one of the costumers.
-Oh, that's very simple. The best exfoliation for the skin is death—Kierke answered.
-Well, that's very strange... But it convinces me.
On the other side of the store, Nietzsche was trying to convince a client to buy a shadow for her eyes.
-This shadow is of a superb quality. If you apply it to you, you will not only have shadows in your eyes, but the very abyss in them! And so any man who looks directly into your eyes, will be seen in turn by abyss.
"I want ten," the customer responded enthusiastically.
-Do they sell clothes for all the seasons? - ask a young client.
-Indeed, we have clothes for winter, summer, spring and autumn; Sadly none of them can cover the solitude of your spirit taking it to despair. - Kierkeegard commented.
-I need a face mask-said another client.
-Yes. In fact, we have one that will help any messiah complex to be taken seriously. People will say, "Well, yes, it's the messiah after all." Nietzsche moved away and went to look for it.
"Do you want me to take you to see the excellent collection of clothes that we have brought from the most absolute desperation, or should I accept my fate?" Soren said.
-What fate?
- To suffer the most absolute despair while I seek what to wear!
-Well, we have a lot in common, Mr. Soren. You are a very cool man.
-Unfortunately, we have exhausted all facial masks-Nietzsche commented. In the client's eyes, a deep sadness was reflected. It was then that our hero, Kierkeegard, began to comfort her.
-Don't be sad because you have not found something material. That is like crying over the memories of sin; it only leads you to a more gloomy and senseless desperation. Sometimes, that desperation is only fixed with a good concealer for the eyes, or with a good slice of pizza. Sometimes you can not hide. Last winter, for example, I wore a very thick wool sweater which could not hide my despair about the void of a life that lacks faith. Then I threw a beer at Hegel in all his fucking face, and it passed. I only say that there is a search for the correct despair so that its emptiness will absorb your soul.
-Yes, the void of my friend, is also my friend-Nietzsche completed.
The client looked satisfied. She thanked them and left. It was an excellent day.
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Your sense of humour is amazeballs :D I laughed and laughed and laughed <3
Hey, thank you <3 That makes Seifi happy <3.
You are very funny, Sei, please let me order something from the shop. I think the shadow will look great to scare off people at Halloween :D.
I will fucking love to the see abyss in your eyes. :D so yeah!
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Thank you, guys <3
Hahaha! Now what should I buy?
What about the lipstick of despair? Yes, you will only talk about a messiah complex, but hey, your lips will be sweet as a rose I tell ya.
Hahaha, these two as salesmen :D I would love to visit this shop! Very funny story :D
Only don't forget to buy the feet spa. It will obliverate you from the dark abyss. Also is comfy.
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