Although this is a common matter that everyone had faced sometime in his/her life i was inspired to create this post by today's coffee. You see today i went for a coffee with 2 guys i had quite some time to catch up and yesterday i was out with 2 girls so everything is pretty much fresh in my mind!

Everything that i am gonna state below is a true story!

Planning With Girls

2 months ago, i repeat 2 whole months ago i called one of the girls because it was her birthday. Long story short we said that we had a long time to see each other as well as another common friend that we have. What followed was just a talk along with the other girl too in order to set the day. The disaster was just about to start!

Just before we even begin one of the girls said to plan this for the next week because she will have more free time. The second week the other girl said the same. The third week we could only find 2 common days but suddenly one of them had to go to someone's birthday....The fourth week we couldn't find a common day throughout the 7 that the week has and not even a common hour (24 hours x 7 days= 168 hours)!

At this point i was starting to get really pissed!

The first week of the second month came, we set a date and one of them again 1 day before told us that she had already planned something for that day which she completely forgot.... We finally set a date for the second week of the second month! 

Ahh what a relief you may think but nothing is over yet!

The next thing we had to set was the place that we gonna meet up. Note both the 3 of us leave in areas that are half an hour with a bus or 10-15 minutes by car. Also we have way too many choices as literally we have whole streets full of cafeterias in the distances i mentioned above. 

Girl A:" Where should we go?"

Girl B:" I don't know what do you think?"

Me:"Anyplace is fine"

Girl A:" Yes but that one has more cafeterias"

Girl B:" Yes but the other has better ones"

Me:" I''ll go to eat, when i come back i you haven't  it will be my choice!"

As you can imagine i was the one who chose. I arrived 5 minutes later than the time we planned but as you can guess because of "excuses" the one came after 45 minutes and the other after 1 hour! The selection of the cafeteria took half an hour because one had more people but the other better angles for photos, the other one was more famous till i just went and sit in one by myself and they followed. (Tip to men: Don't wait Just Do it!)  

Planning With Boys

Yesterday and i repeat once again fucking Yesterday a friend of mine text me to go out because we have a long time to catch up. He was in army though and had only 4 days before he needed to get back inside. He said he wanted to go out with me and one other friend we had. 

In 10 minutes we decided to go today (one day after he texted) even though we live way far than with the girls (approximately 1 hour by bus and train or 30-40 minutes by car). We simply went, everyone was just in time and we chose a cafeteria in under a minute. 

Bonus: When i got home i went to say a hi to my uncle and the conversation was the following:

Me: "Hi everything ok?"

Uncle:"Yes you?, wanna book to see a movie?"

Me:"Yes only tomorrow i can't "

Uncle:"Ok i am booking for Thursday to see Venom"

Me:"Ok deal!"

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