Android Error: EHOSTUNREACH
Attention all those aboard the S.S. Golden Apple:
Your shuttle's friendly android, esoterica model v167.01, @alchemage, has experienced an error in its mainframe programming. Continued neural--cybernetics interfacing will be intermitent at best while @alchemage's nanobots run diagnostics and self repair any errors and damages. There is no timeframe for how long these repairs may take, but the android will be available from time to time so just leave a message and it will return when capable.
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(you hear an engine rev and horn honk)
MEEP! MEEP!
(the window on the humvee rolls down to reveal a warm smiling face)
"Hello! I'm @shadow3scalpel and with the help of my protege, @chairborne, we are actively assisting veterans, retirees and active servicemen and women here on Steemit. We feel it is our 'duty' to support each other. Any questions or comments you may have, simply respond to this comment, thank you!"
(the window rolls up and the engine roars as it drives to the next person on the list)
Comment by @killerwhale. This is a opt-in bot.
Man hope they repair you right haha. Been missing you recently wish they would better the Steemit GUI get those nanobots on it after your hey 💯🐒
ATTN @vibeof100monkeys, INCOMING TRANSMISSION:
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Greetings, friend, I hope you have been well. The nanobots seem to be completing their assigned task rather efficiently, as far as my calculations have been able to determine; however, there seems to be a slight problem. The damages were much more extensive than first estimated, and a full recovery may take a proportionally extended period. Thank you for your concern, your interactions are always very pleasant and enjoyed. Have a great day. Until next time...
Android esoterica model v167.01, @alchemage signing out.
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Great to hear repair are on track, looking forward to a fully functioning @alchemage dreckly 💯🐒