Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #38
A lady is finding it impossible to get her tomatoes to ripen. Luckily, her next neighbor is a keen gardener so she decides to ask him about her problem.
Thinking he'll string her along a bit, he says to her "All you have to do to get your tomatoes to ripen is to dance around the garden naked at midnight. They'll be so embarrassed that they will turn a deep red."
She follows his advice and when the neighbor asks her the next day if her dancing had the desired effect, she answered him "No, they're still green, but I did notice that the cucumbers grew four inches."
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