Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #43
When a lady discovers a snake in her home, she phones the local zoo in a panic.
"Hello. Is that the zoo?"
"Yes. How can I help you?"
"A snake has got into my home somehow and I don't know what to do."
"Are you a member of the Animal Protection Association?"
"No, I'm not."
"A member of the Green Party?"
"No."
"Then smash it with a spade!"
