Morning Delight

in #funny • 5 years ago

I found that glow in the dark face paint is just as effective when liberally daubed on my John Thomas.

Bit of a surprise for the wife this morning though...

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    They don't need makeup with some chocolate powder it turns out LOL

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    HAhaha, that would sort it!

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