How to face a toothache ! ( Comedy Open Mic Week 36 )
Hii everyone hope you're alright
Today when i woke up i felt something was wrong in my mouth i went to the bathroom to find that one of my tooth was bleeding, i washed my mouth with a cold water and then it started: an electric charge passed from all my body to my head.
Seeing this i knew that im going to live a torture if i dont go to the dentist. so, i called imeddiatly my doctor who fixed it after an hour of pain specially when he was penetrating the tooth hole making me yalling.
In brief todays adeventure, maked me think to give you some advices if you have a toothache.
Everyone in the earth will face a toothache ones in his life, but what should you do to take off the pain :
make a pact with the devil :
yes, it maybe seems scary to sell your soul to satan but have you ever seen satan having a toothache??? of course no , so it has some good sides making a pacte with him like having a good health and live longer.
take off the tooths:
when i say take off the tooths i mean taking off all your tooths except the one hurting you, thats going to educate her when she will see her self abondoned by her family, so she will never hurt you again .
eat chili:
if you eat a hot chili, you will get fever, pain in your stomach and dizziness, but the important thing is that you will forget your toothache, if it doesn't work so we must try something harder...
have a boxer or mma friend:
you will tell me how can a boxer help me to get off my pain?? a high kick or a strong punch my friend will make you KO and then normally you will take a nap if you have enough luck because you can lose another tooth and make your pain ×2.
screaming with all power you have:
you may seem crazy while going out or working, but screaming is a natural action that body does when there's a pain, the reason is that screaming diminuate the pain by 25%, so take some honey for your throat and scream until pain will goes off.
this was some advices for your toothache, hope it will helps you like they it didn't to me :).
if you need some advices for anything else just contact me.
I nominate @eonwarped and @raoufwilly.
thanks for reading
see you 😃
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Always go Devil first.
I started screaming because of toothpain at the elevator of the building I live in... and.. I'm in jail now... tooth still hurts... should I try the devil contract now?
Hahahaha, yess i think it's the best time to sign the devil contract there's only him who can save you now from jail and toothache 😂
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