Practice Makes Perfect

in #funny • 6 years ago

My wife’s reaction when I was finally able to surpass the 2 minute mark in bed

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     6 years ago 

    mine charges me by the minute so no reason to slow down

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     6 years ago 

    So that’s how you have accumulated so much Steem Power so fast

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       6 years ago 

      you reached the 2 minute mark??? Feet in iced water??? please share the remedy

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       6 years ago 

      I injected my dick with tranquilizers - it really helped, even made it swell up and get a bit bigger as well

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         6 years ago (edited)

        With this milestone, maybe next time she can actually take her clothes off and join you.

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         6 years ago 

        Maybe next time she
        Can actually take her
        Clothes off and join you.

                         - steemmatt

        I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

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