Filipino Jokes Translated for Western Tastes Part 52
Good day, my fellow Steemers and Whalesharers! This is the 52nd part of my series post about local Filipino jokes which I have translated for people of the English language. Please check out Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31,32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45,46, 47, 48, 49, 50 and 51. Please read and pick the ones you like best. Tell me in the comments section on why you liked it.
I think nobody in Steemit and Whaleshares has done this kind of post series before. So I took it upon myself to do it even if you think it might not be popular or profitable. I just wanted to be the first to do this kind of thing. It would be up to you to decide, my fellow readers, if I was successful or not.
There are still a lot more Filipino local jokes that we need to be translating. These jokes are the products of the Filipinos' creativity, ingenuity, and love of social drinking.
Read and enjoy!
Drunk
WIFE: Where have you been??? It's late!
HUSBAND: I'm sorry, honey...Hic! Me and my officemates went for a few drinks in a bar...Hic!
WIFE: You are drunk!
HUSBAND: No, I am not...Hic...Drunk!
WIFE: You don't even have a job so how come you got some officemates, huh??? You are damn drunk!!!
Replacement
EMPLOYEE: Boss, can you please have me to replace our good area manager who have just died?
BOSS: I would like to...But I do not know if the funeral parlor would agree to it!
Homework
TEACHER: John! Your composition about your pet...This one called “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this?!?
JOHN: No, Ma'am.. It’s the same dog that we have!
The only one
KID: Mom, I'm the only one in class who got to answer our teacher's question this morning!
MOM: Why, that's good to know that your smart! What was her question?
KID: "Who among you in this class that did not try to make the assignment?"
Late info
WIFE: You sneaky bastard! I heard that you are keeping an 18 year-old mistress!
HUSBAND: Huh? Your rumor news source is late! She's 23 now!
Translated from Source: http://www.jokespinoy.com/
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