How To Have More Sex? – Tokenized Version

in #funny5 years ago

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In LOVE happens a lot of DRAMA, especially if you drink more BEER than COFFEE or smoke too much WEED, take a lot of COKE. Also if you don’t make enough SPORTS to be AFIT, or if you are a freak GAMER or addicted to PORN. In these cases, women are often unwilling to have SEX.

How to handle women to avoid this type of BATTLE? You don’t have to be an ALPHA male just change a little your LIFESTYLE. You should buy more TULIP for your girl and make any TASK she believes you should sometimes make for her. Send her some MEME to her mobile phone with CAT or flowers. Don’t be a GEEK, leave your computer often.

Don’t let her eat PIZZA all the time, buy better FOOD, or if you are poor, make some COOKING. A little CANDY can also be a good idea. Put nice MUSIC without heavy SONIC effects and dance (DT) with her, for example, HIPHOP.

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This things always have a positive IMPACT on women. So, in your LOVE life, you will have more SEX, you can see and kiss her naked SKIN and touch her BUTT. You won’t go MAD without SEX and don’t have to take VALIUM to calm down. You can swim away in the sea of life happily like a couple of DOLPHIN.

So, be SMARTY and play a good game (GG) with her. But if nothing helps, SWAP her. Please, in this case also stay HUMANIST, don’t hurt her, don’t TROLL her.

GOD bless you, bye!

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Very well, I keep in touch... If the number of tokens keeps increasing by this pace, we can fill books with texts using token-names...

Love the play with tokenz :D

Nicely done. 👍

Clickbaity title, though. 😂

Maybe clickbaity, but true... what I write has much sense in real life, by my experiences.
Thank you.

Now we have a lot of tokens and we can write posts with their names. Well done, PAL.

great post hahah so truth thankyou

It's a work of brain... Inspired by scot tribe.

The most creative writing I see for a while, but with no #creativecoin! 😂

Do you mean the tag is not correct here? Are texts or jokes excluded?

No no, I meant it was apiece of creative writing, but it should have the creativecoin tag there, I didn't see it!
All other posts with the tag are not at all creative writing 😂

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Thank you. I understand.

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Is not correct here? Are texts
Or jokes excluded?

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