Lol, that freaky dog! So no, my feet are never itching but: Sometimes at night when I lay down, it feels like I have to move my feet, not my legs. If you don't move them feet, you feel like they explode so you keep moving until it stops. Used to have it more often as a kid,maybe some of you know that too?
And btw, of course I scratch myself... just not on any spot in public, you know?! :D