Commander Trump Loses To First Lady In Project Runway Convention Battle

William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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The Nation’s Commander-in-Chief lost a pitched battle to the First Lady at the White House this week, as Melania showed up in uniform sans stars or medals.

“You are the leader of Trump’s Women Army!” Trump reportedly screamed at Melania. “Of course you have to wear the uniform! Don’t you want people to listen to you! You will be much more commanding!”

“No Donald, I will not!” was his wife’s simple response. “Never will it happen.”

Ultimately Trump gave in as a compromise was reached, and the uniform Trump had designed for the occasion was worn, without the adornments the President had insisted upon.

And the speech went on.

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