The Lincoln Project and Meidas Touch Are Getting Into Trump’s Head - But Never Before Like This

in #funny4 years ago

William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
“Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.”

Take a look at a Lincoln Project video, or one from Meidas Touch. They are creative, extraordinarily pungent laced criticisms of President Trump. And Trump loathes them, spends his time complaining, fretting, and ranting about them, according to a White House source.

“How does Twitter allow this lazy crap, and mine get torn up and cancelled!” Trump recently bellowed. “Then I see them on that loser Fox Network!”

But the coup d'etat was delivered by a White House Aide with a sense of humor earlier today, and typically, Trump didn’t get the joke.

She left a voodoo doll, a Trump-like figure with pins stuck through it, on the Resolute Desk for Trump to find this morning. “It had a message on the back, identifying the Never Trump group responsible,” she told me. “I don’t know which one.”

That was it. Trump blew. We can all expect some anti-Never Trump tweeting to erupt soon.

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