Trump To Drop Pence For MyPillow Guy - Trump/Lindell 2020 Pillows Selling Like Hotcakes

William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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Dropping Mike Pence from Trump’s ticket was a move first floated by Michael Lindell, the MyPillow Guy, when he was invited to the White House at the end of March for one of Trump’s Coronavirus briefings. Now it looks like Trump will do it.

“How could I not do this?” it was reported Trump argued with his top aides, “the guy sells so many pillows, he can sell anything!”

“And you know he’s religious? Much more religious than Pence ever thought of being. Closer to God and all that - not exactly a bad thing, right?” Trump added.

Known as one of the country’s top pitchmen, Trump was seen by Lindell as an easy mark. “He took it like a catfish gobbles a worm,” Lindell has confided in friends.

So Trump is dropping Pence from his 2020 ticket. But don’t worry about Pence, he will have plenty to do. He hasn’t been left out in the cold. He will be out there campaigning as hard as anyone for his former boss.

“Trump told Pence he had to do it, so he’s going to do it,” one Pence aide said.

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Lindell is excited to be part of the Trump ticket, anxious to get out on the campaign trail.