"While at work say something ridiculously puritanical like..."

intrusivethinker (45)in #funny • 6 years ago (edited)

"...'You touch your sin button, you burn in hell!'

'You like showing your ankles [forearms, chest hair; just insert a naughty attribute of your choosing]? You might just as well go hand in hand with the Devil.'"

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6 years ago in #funny by intrusivethinker (45)

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hyperbole (52) 6 years ago

How dare you show your nose like that! How dare you! And you call yourself a puritan. Ha!
Also:

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intrusivethinker (45) 6 years ago (edited)

Excellent. :D Jebediah knows what's important, no doubt

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penderis (63) 6 years ago

These are brilliant. Nice share.

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rhethypo (60) 6 years ago

Drink? Alcohol? Why, I would NEVER partake in the Devil's Nectar!!!

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haikubot (54) 6 years ago

Drink? Alcohol? Why,
I would NEVER partake in
The Devil's Nectar!!!

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