Catch me if you can - adult funny story

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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Si Oom emang rich man, one of his characteristics he is overweight. Not bad for him who is high just 160 cm but weigh almost seintal.

Because do not want to lose the same temen-2 se conglomerate candidates who have a WIL simpenan ... the Oom so obsessed for weight loss. So he was busy looking for information to join the weight loss program.

From her good friend, she can address one of the managers of weight loss programs located in the Mangga Besar area. So with a passionate spirit 2 go Oom the location is meant. But the fate of lucky belon on the side of Oom, because once there it turns out the weight reduction program tsb. While this is closed again. Denger-2 of the employees who hang out there, sipemilik to temporarily stop his business because of the accidental name-2 business name slightly tilted-2 slightly, similar to the issue of the later sensitive. (For additional information, the name is 'PRD MAKHAR', short for Meat Reduction Program, liMA Kilo perHARi).

Of the employees who still hang out there the Oom can address other program managers who supposedly more sophisticated, but its location in the United States.

Make the Oom money is not a problem, so to the United States also make the Oom still chase me I caught.

Coming to the Oom in the location of weight loss program. From customer service, the Oom can be informed that there are three kinds of slimming programs, which are 2 different taripnya.

Program A: $ 1,000 tariff, target down 5 pounds

Program B: 5,000 $ tariff, target down 10 kilos

Program C: $ 10,000 tariff, target down 15 kilos

The Oom sih pinginnya direct program yg C, but said the customer service should the Oom try first packet A, let me not surprised he said ...

So deh the Oom follow the package A. Si Oom brought in a room measuring approximately 2 10 m2. He was told to take off his shirt and pants until the only live CD. In the room there are four other people who also want to follow the skinny rich Oom.

Not long afterwards, enter the beautiful girls who dress very mini, there are 5 people. The head of the entourage, wearing a bikini and a skewer model CD, briefed the attendees (who, on average, glared at the rare scenery).

'OK gentlemen .... we start the exercise .... The rule is very simple. You are given 1 hour time to catch one of these girls, or as many as you can. If you can catch her, you can fuck her ..... '

He ... he .... the participants on the cheering and waiting no longer aba 2 directly stormed towards the crowd of the girls. So the room became filled with the giggling noise of the busy girls running 2 dodging the participants' collisions, as well as the voice of the Oom and the gossiping friends and grumbling that belon had caught a girl.

It does not feel like an hour passes. The participants sweaty, but empty hands, because apparently the girls emang already too professional to be captured the Oom and 2 friends who flat-2 fatigue and body objections to run. The Oom tired, but satisfied, because time nimbang, caught his weight straight down 4 pounds.

The Oom interested in this program, he thought that if 1,000 $ aja attract rich gini, let alone 5,000 $. Be the Oom participate package B.

Rivate, because the participants are only one person and the girls are specially selected which are similar to Hollywood sexy stars like Sharon Stone, Pamela Anderson, Bo Derek, etc. While the rules are the same as the package A. 'You can fuck her if you can catch her'. The Oom more enthusiastic for the orangakan nyoba nangkap tuh kewek .....

But the unlucky basis of the Oom, he almost got a girl, but only a few inches of his hand, suddenly 2 legs lemes so must ngos-breaks break for a while. This time the Oom is more tired, but more satisfied because the weight dropped again 8 kg.

'I want nyobain yg C ah package ..... definitely more hot and who knows I'm lucky to get one ...' thought the Oom because after weighing down quite a lot surely the run will be more kenceng.

So deh the next day the Oom comes again and ngikut packet C. This time the Oom alone brought into a smaller room, about two-half of the space sebelonnya. Not long after he waited, suddenly 2 emerging nigger girls who are as big as sumo wrestlers, and ... (sorry) he did not wear a thread. The girl came closer to the other Oom who stood in shock with the scene in front of him ...

The girl then thanks briefly 'You have two hours, and there is only one rule ..., RUN ... i will fuck you if i can catch you'.

Sent by: eKetawa posted on September 03, 200

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