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RE: People of the UK rejoice. It's time for MY version of a proper socialist utopia...
'good stuff', (in my best Alan Partridge impersonation..)
'good stuff', (in my best Alan Partridge impersonation..)
Impersonations are micro-aggressions. You have been reported to the ministry of truth for a hate crime. The police will be around to ignore your statement soon.
back of the net!
Nets are also banned. They are tools of oppression and animal slaughter. You are on your last warning now. Any more transgressions, and you are likely going to find yourself in one of our new Government Unacceptable Language Adjustment & Guidance centres (G.U.L.A.G.'s) which will be springing up in every town and city.
We will in our first week of office be publishing acceptable forms of cheering, which will be based on e-prime diversity-inclusive non-semantically packed hegemonic linguistic patterns devised by Professors of Gender Studies at Kingston-Upon-Thames university.