Blocktrades World Cup Inside Scoop (Comedy Open Mic 17)

in #funny6 years ago

My friend Lenny told me he had the inside scoop on the World Cup games.


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Although I may be iced for telling you this. I want do give all Steemians a fighting chance. I'm thankful for @acidyo & @anomadsoul for their community initiative through @blocktrades to bring a contest worth 2000 SBD. If this contest was for the winter Olympics picks that would be enough to buy a new car.

L Russia vs Saudi Arabia W

W Egypt vs Uruguay L
T Morocco vs Iran T
W Portugal vs Spain L
L France vs Australia W
L Argentina vs Iceland W
T Peru vs Denmark T
L Croatia vs Nigeria W
W Costa Rica vs Serbia L
L Germany vs Mexico W
L Brazil vs Switzerland W
T Sweden vs South Korea T
L Belgium vs Panama W
W Tunisia vs England L
T Poland vs Senegal T
L Colombia vs Japan W
L Russia vs Egypt W
L Portugal vs Morocco W
L Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia W
W Iran vs Spain L
L France vs Peru W
T Denmark vs Australia T
T Argentina vs Croatia T
L Brazil vs Costa Rica W
T Nigeria vs Iceland T
L Serbia vs Switzerland W
L Belgium vs Tunisia W
L Germany vs Sweden W
T South Korea vs Mexico T
L England vs Panama W
W Japan vs Senegal L
W Poland vs Colombia L
T Uruguay vs Russia T
T Saudi Arabia vs Egypt T
L Spain vs Morocco L
W Iran vs Portugal L
W Denmark vs France L
T Australia vs Peru T
W Nigeria vs Argentina L
W Iceland vs Croatia L
W South Korea vs Germany L
T Mexico vs Sweden T
W Serbia vs Brazil L
T Switzerland vs Costa Rica T
W Japan vs Poland L
W Senegal vs Colombia L
L England vs Belgium W
T Panama vs Tunisia T

I wouldn't be surprised if Vinny rigged the whole FIFA league just to get these results. If any of these games actually happens then not only Lenny and Putin but also Gianni Infantino have some explaining to do.

You can enter this World Cup event as well. You don´t have to be a professional analyst of the game, your national team doesn´t have to participate, you don´t need to know much about Football to join...

All you need to do is write a post picking every match winner and, the Steemian who makes the most points, wins.

All you have to do is make a post where you put W (for win), L (for lose) and T (for tie) in each game.

Use the tags blocktradesworldcup and the tag mypicks

You can submit your entry until June 14th 2018 at 00:01 am, UTC Time zone.

I am entering all the teams Lenny gave me even if you don't believe me. This is my official entry. I also think it would be a big laugh if any of these teams wins so I am entering this into #comedyopenmic.

I sincerely request @acidyo & @anomadsoul and @blocktrades to make a funny post for @comedyopenmic. You know I love you guys and we need some good comedy now.

If you like @comedyopenmic support them as a witness to ensure rewards for comedy posts continually.

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What, no Canada? I thought we were the top team in the world.

Canada will definitely have a place in 2026. It's funny that Blocktrades left you off the list, eh?

In honor of Leonard Cohen calling out every Canadian's story:

all the best for your entry and mine too, hehe

Thank you @sayee. I highly recommend not copying my predictions. They are a joke.

Upvote for potential hooliganism.

Thank you very much @aculucky. You will be always a good fella.

Lenny says this is gonna be the biggest upset in FIFA history.

Good Luck to you!! I know absolutely nothing about this but your picks look like winners to me!! I'll be your cheerleader!!
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I'm gonna need all the good cheer I can get. And I do love chess. Thank you :)

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