Compilation of "Shit Comments" on Steemit Vol.3

in #funny5 years ago (edited)

Brace yourselves, another wave of bots from non english speaking countries is coming to Steem to feed our eyes with their awesomely hillarious comments. They seem to have those Resource Credits in abundance and nobody can stop them.

Their comments seem to praise every steemian and acknowledge their posts without having a clue what the post is about. You can post a picture of a turd and you will get a comment like "talented post dear sir", and I don't think they even know the meaning of sarcasm.

I did this compilation 2 times before, if you want to check it out here are the links, it never gets old btw.

Vol. 1
Vol. 2

You can do several simple things when you see these kind of comments. I'll name a few. You can claw your eyes out, laugh out loud, or you can make a funny compilation. Life can be a bitch sometimes, but as long we have this awesome Steemit bot army, life can't be all that bad.

I present to you the Steemit Avant-garde:

Very nice pictcha

Nice and looking beautyfull. We need know its belevable. Please told me

Your writing is good. Come on!

This new creating for thanks.

I'm very interested in the content

need your help to grow up upvote please

Sir, this post is very beautiful and intrasting and thank you for sharing it.

super post sir

I need to many pls come to my page

I like this article a lot!!!

come on friends that's the one

good contents

its right one sir

awesome click, grt job

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Hmmm there no 4f4 in this one. They must be dropping the ball over there!

I read the best one ever once in a discord "I think everyone likes to post a post." That man knows the truth!

That's a good one :)

Hay, maybe your "pictcha" really was "beautyfull".

I have had some bad ones too. The worst have come from real people though. I wrote about weed, or the drug war, or something a few months ago and someone said the following: "Drug is bad for humon self, thank you"

Anyway, grate poast sirs and madam.

There is one constant thing on steemit, there will always be people who will say something like "Drug is bad for humon self, thank you" :)

I miss the original Steemit.

Yeah, those were the times. Now it seems everything is slowing down during this bear (beer) market.

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