how to tell your boss he has bad breathe

in #funny6 years ago

For one thing, the issue of bad breath is a very sensitive topic many individuals dread or shy away from. It’s hard enough when you have to tell your friend their mouth stinks or a stranger sitting close to you at the bus stop without seeming rude and offensive. Now you’re faced with your BOSS. The one person you can’t afford to offend or be vulgar with.
Picture this.
You have been chosen to represent your company in another country that is a 12 hour flight away from home. Your ticket and hotel bills have been handled by the company, all that’s left is the 12hr journey and you happen to be seated right next to your boss. This is the perfect opportunity to build a bond and kiss that ass right here! Fate has you smirking to yourself…you’re so going to bag that promotion next year until boom. It hits you. Hard! And they keep saying words like ‘H-ot’ ‘h-ectic’ ‘h-alitosis’ etc. So now you’re stuck in a plane with your stinky breath boss, What do you do?

  1. DON’T.
    Elm... are you trying to get fired!? My darling, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. You have to endure that professional discussion with or without watering eyes with boss stinky breath.
  2. Distance yourself
    Trying to reduce discussions by seeming uninterested in the conversation can actually help. Gestures like nodding, coughing or moving backwards or full blown excuses like “I need to go to the restroom”…and then jumping out of the plane will help a whole lot.
  3. Offer them beverages
    Sometimes, offering water or coffee from the blues could be awkward or get a decline. So you have to bring up a whole conversation on what kind of beverages they consider as their favorites and then offer it to them. People hardly say no to their favorite beverages.
  4. Reiterate your offer
    Per adventure they turn down your offer of gum, mint, water, or whatever, you should nudge them into accepting it with the most polite ‘I really think you should have some’ just so they get a direct hint of your plea for fresh air. If they refuse again, I think you should wait until they fall asleep or aren’t so conscious and shove the mint in their mouths and RUN.

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