Joke of the Day

A grasshopper really wanted to fuck a praying mantis. The grass hopper knew that the mantis was bad news so he always stayed away until one day he got plastered at the local bar and saw a praying mantis eyeing him from the other end of the bar. The grasshopper, drunk as he could be, takes the praying mantis home against his better will and they have a crazy wild night in bed. The next day, realizing the mistake he has done he gets scared. He gets out of bed and goes to the corner of the room just waiting to see what happens. The praying mantis wakes up and asks, "What's the problem?" The grasshopper looks with fear in his eyes and asks back, "Aren't you going to eat me now?" The praying mantis looks at him and responds, "Don't worry bro, the females do that."