almost missed it in the middle of the "more code less talk"-year ...

i never in my life even considered online dating really .... as bad allegories go : i wouldnt mail-order a car either :/ which is probably demeaning to women but i guess im always demeaning someone here or there ...
It's been years since i had a physical/romantic relationship and frankly i dont really miss it much. Maybe when life is life again , or maybe in the next one

as for the fart joke ?
hmm ...

staying on topic ? an opener i never used either really :p