Conversations With Bud

Bud: Hey!
Me: What?
Bud: Can you turn down the lights?
Me: Sure.
Bud: And rub my tummy?
Me: Of course.
Bud: Can I watch Animal Planet?
Me: You ok?
Bud: Well...I could use some pizza...
Me: Anything else?
Bud: Wrap the blankie around me.
Me: What is this?
Bud: It's a dog's life.