When you have had a beard for 2+ years, get a new trimmer, and make a serious miscalculation on the new trimmer guards and pick the wrong one - look down, see more hair than you should, and all attempts to fix make it worse... the sad realization you must shave it all off and go from a serious manly man to a young boy in an instant... all as your getting ready to be a stud on Friday night... CRAP.

Where’s the punchline?? Oh there isn’t one...