I'm not trying to be rude.

Whenever I meet someone, they automatically think I am rude.

To be fair, it has a lot to do with the fact that I refuse to ever shake hands with anyone.

Sadly, ever since seeing this video, I simply can't bring myself to engage in this incredibly disgusting social norm.

Don't think it is disgusting?

Check out the headless guy wearing a tie in the background of this video, then get back to me.

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