Knock On The Door

in #funny • 5 years ago

When you're pretty sure they want a moment to talk to you about Jesus our lord and savior

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     5 years ago 

    Haha just invite them in for a chat, in the basement. then lock the door :)


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     5 years ago 

    then he'll get to fuck all my girlfriends!

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     5 years ago 

    Lol Show them this gesture to the window and they will immediately leave.

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     5 years ago 

    that's what jesus would have done

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     5 years ago 

    Answer the door totally butt naked and say "please come right in". Its either going to chase them away or will be the beginning of something I saw on pornhub

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     5 years ago 

    ti's buck naked
    everyone says butt naked
    but it's not butt naked!!

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     5 years ago 

    I feel like my whole life has been a lie

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       5 years ago 

      maybe his arrival gives good news,

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       5 years ago 

      a special place in heaven for people like me eh?

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       5 years ago 

      hehe, you are right, I hope so, I hope you become a resident

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           5 years ago 

          could it have come to bring peace, it was very good

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             5 years ago 

            just hide

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