Measuring Youtraf (81)in #funny • 5 years ago When your new date is trying to figure out how rich you are from the way you dress gif from giphy
Lol, my wife before the wedding was doing just that, measuring my wallet, haha
the 3 carat ring didn't give it away?
Lol. now with my wife this does not happen, but her mother still measures me and tries to understand where the money :)
it went to buying her gifts like that pendant
This is why I wear a solid gold cod piece.
you're walking around like a bond villain
how stylishly upper crust
she measures it on how much you tip after dinner :D
she thinks it's just the tip but that's all i have really
... and then you put in all your money
20% or 30%?
depends on the country
americans usually tip more
You got to dress nice because she may be disappointed when she measures you later
it's not just the size, i hope she doesn't bring a protractor as my angle isn't great either
@traf,
Dude I think she might look at your crypto wallets! Ah sorry I forgot, if she check them, she might understand you are a poor guy lol :D
Cheers~
What would I not do at a meeting with a new girl, but this measurement is not possible to stop, haha
LoL traf, I was measured by many girls, but most of all I remember she :D
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