New In Town

in #funny6 years ago

When you're new in town and you find the red light district

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A red light district. When you dreamed about it all your life

dunno if he's doing it right if he's zipping up his fly over his ass crack

it became a habit of him, haha

Suddenly you walk with your dog and do not realize when it disappears and there are many Chinese who look suspicious

whistles innocently
picks dog meat out of teeth

Lol. This is not a city but a fairy tale. Definitely I like it here

yeah always brings a smile on my face too

In this city in every home you are happy

that's a lot of alcohol to get my beer goggles that thick

Haha it's like you have been transported to candy land


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i'm coming out a diabetic

He'll need those gloves, and probably a few penicillin shots, if he's in my town's red light district.

never knew penicillin cured HIV

Lol. I think I'll stay here for a long time.

Kikikikiki

I can imagine the happiness. Lol

And you and your bro decide to sneek out from your parents

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I try to play the "I'm new in town" card all the time

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