Sex Bot We Deserve

in #funny6 years ago

The Japanese have finally developed a sex robot for lazy guys like me who don't want to do any of the work

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That swirling action.

I wouldn’t last 30 seconds

i don't last 30 seconds anyway

As long as she's making that coffee for me, then I'm good. I don't want to keep up with making coffee for myself and my sex robot. That just seems like too much work in the morning. Face vortex looks useful though. Things go in, but nothing comes out.

yeah well I dunno if you enjoy your coffee with your own...ahem...ingredients

I can't see you don't like stressing yourself out
Good evidence of free living
Funny you
Keep it up

I have robot name Fuckatron for your wife. I know you are lazy so your wife need someone for sexual satisfaction.

that's my costume at a swinger's party

I think you got the latest version of sex bot. I'm still using the 90s model.

beats spinning your wife on a spit every time

I heard that sex robots can be hacked and programmed to kill us.
Stay safe.

as long as they fuck us to death, i'm fine

Solves the too much teeth, and running to the grocery store at 11 PM for tampons dilemma too.

it really has all the pros and none of the cons of a wife

A nice development, but we will definite miss cumshots, orgasms, Bond James, and twerks
I hope there will be a width adjuster

well, this is scary, as most of Japanese sex inventions

Indeed its very scary
It took me time to understand the meme.
It blew my mind away, lol

The Japanese are sex innovative, because they are soo horny! When you get horny, you get innovative. I’m definately not lazy when it comes to sex innovation.
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This gif is truly amazing.

@traf,
Found a low cost solution :D Coz I won't put my tiny little dude in such a big hole :D

Traffy, don't get me wrong. I talked about the pillow lol :D

Cheers~

Hahahahaha.... very funny my friend saw a mating dog with a pillow.

Hahaha. Pillow is the last option.

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