She Needs The Goggles Too

in #funny6 years ago

When the hooker shows up, takes one look at your face and says she'll need a few more drinks before she can do her job

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@traf,
When she show your tiny little penis, yeah it's obvious she might drink more to go further :D

Don't worry Traffy, when she drunk too much, she might not feel that tickling too :D

Cheers~

that's me in drag these days

Be prepared when you wake up in the morning
because last night everything was photoshopped.

hmm, if you're dating mystique and she uses her mutant powers to mess with you

Beer googles are very cheap alternative to plastic surgery.

some of us can use all the help we can get

Is that what she says before or after I take off my clothes? :-P

i think she charges extra for your wartz

Her satisfaction is of no concern of mine!

will have that carved on my gravestone

Lol. A nightmare, this I need to drink and a lot :)

gotta generally pay extra to have pets and role play involved
you're a high roller

One of two things
either see can estimate the thickness of you stiffened moisturized pleasure removal gland through your expression as she arrives
Or you damn Ugly

You're so wrong! lmao

this funny @traf
thank you for sharing
resteem

The finger always

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