An instant cure

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

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A gang of kindly gentlemen were advancing slowly on a poor dear swapped up in a sheet in the park who was in trouble and crying.

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The youngest of the gang, who had lost his arms and legs in the war was being pushed in his wheelchair by the oldest who had lost his mind somewhere in the last century but he had the biggest grin of them all and was constantly dribbling down the back of the neck of the one in the wheelchair. The one with wings was constantly dancing with bees.

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The small dark one was a coal miner from Russia and was forever coughing up black dust. The other two were twins who had both donated an eye each to their best friend so he could see again, so the twins each had a glass eye that shone in the dark. And there was one gentleman who stood on his head all day long.

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The motley crew were out doing the instant cure thing, and they were really good at it

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All five were a motley crew and to the poor dear seemed rather imposing as they bore down on her.

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Just as they came up to her she looked up and gave a shriek and ran away and left them all scratching their heads, all except the arm-less one who was thinking maybe it was time for coffee.

Anyway, the gang grinned and went to look for another one to cure instantly.

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Good fun lol 😜😜😜

Thanks; it was made in a spirit of humour that seems to be sadly lacking these days so much that I felt I had to make some...

I'll say goodnight then...

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Very fun. LOL😀

Thanks; I'm glad you saw the funny side...

yes, very funny

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