Expendabros! O.o!

Expendabros Game Review. I had to review this game, just too much freedom fun going around and it must be shared.
(On the Real, it is a very fun game.)

The game is about the Expendabros group going against Conrad Stonebanks in Eastern Europe. Going for the oil in whichever land mass currently has the most. I mean going for Freedom... not oil and such... freedom...

Expendabros is a free game just download Steam type the name in the search bar and you are all set. You can play with up to Four players local co-op mode for extra Liberation fun. There are 10 missions in which to disperse said Liberation. The Land is beautiful, the oil is aplenty. But there are ruthless people walking their dogs, pedestrians hanging about with lack of Liberation. Villagers walking at their own leisure with lack of sovereignty, It's time for some Democracy bro.

The Title Screen is gorgeous, A flexing Eagle Screeching for Freedom amongst the American Flag. While fireworks of happiness and liberation ring true.

What it's like:

Expendabros feels like being born on the 4th of July via an Eagle dropping you off, not a stork. So you're riding this eagle and you're dreaming about drinking lots of alcohol, not breastmilk, no, you're drinking Budweiser out of a red solo cup, while wearing a denim jacket, levi jeans and feeling for a slurpie. So you're drinking now and you feel as if you are in a bar. You obviously drink to excess, cause Murica thats why, So now you hate communism, you just ate a hot dog while thinking about a baseball game. But then you come to, and u realize, hell... it's Christmas, I just saw, Die Hard the movie. Anyways where is my Harley-Davidson, it's either SharkWeek or time to talk about the arbitrary metric system, it's just so logical. I'm getting the Freedom itch just thinking about it.

Graphics: Old School Graphics, a picturesque blood bath of freedom with lots of glorious bits. Bits as in computer bits and yes lots of bits of body parts and blood. 8 bits... not sure... 16 bits... could be... bacon bits, Everywhere!

Gameplay: Traverse beautiful land in which there is lack of alleviation from excess oil. Bacon in the form of a full free roaming pigs, Blasphemy. Bacon is supposed to come in strips of happyness. Shoot guns and then use your Special attack. Watch the world scream in the name of FREEDOM.

Game Rating: 10/10 . Cause Freedom baby