20 Reviews in 10 Words
Well hello there, dear steemians! Today we will continue from where I left off with 10 Reviews in 10 Words, but this time we won't look at 10 games. Oh, no, no, no, we will take a look at 20 different games, as the title already told you ahead of time. Let's get to it!
Infamous: Second Son
The main character is Rogue from X-men, but a guy.
Assassin's Creed II
Going to Italy after playing this: been there, climbed that.
Far Cry 3
This game is pretty similar to the one above...Curious...
Prototype
Infamous's cousin who runs up buildings and drop kicks helicopters.
Splinter Cell Conviction
Sam Fisher goes postal and kills all of Third Echelon.
Dead Island: Riptide
There is a guy who literally punches zombies to death.
Saints Row: The Third
What is restraint? What is a coherent plot? Dildo bat.
Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2013)
Cars which drift a lot constrained to really cramped roads.
The Evil Within
Shinji Mikami: I remade Resident Evil 4 and added stealth.
Warframe
So, you are telling me that free actually means free?
Half-Life 2
Angry orange mute fights a space empire with a crowbar.
Dishonored
Remember Thief? No, not the 2014 one, that was crap.
Metro 2033/Last Light
The most excitement you will ever experience using the underground.
God of War original series
The Greek gods are assholes and Kratos kills them all.
DmC: Devil May Cry
Great gameplay, atrocious writing, it pissed off original series fans.
Far Cry 2
Everything is designed to be inconvenient, even the protagonist's health.
Tomb Raider (2013)
Open world Uncharted, very ironic considering the inspiration of Uncharted.
Manhunt
You are part of a very high budget snuff film.
Wolfenstein: The New Order
A huge guy wakes up from a coma, kills nazis.
Dead Rising 3
Los Angeles is filled with zombies. This game is realistic!
Well, I hope you liked this sequel to my last attempt at humour. Now, we both know that I have much more games in my library, so stay tuned for another sequel (this is starting to feel like Call of Duty).
Sources: cover image take by me, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
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I am finding quite a fair amount of humor in your short 10 word reviews. The one on Infamous, and Half-Life 2 where quite funny. I never played Half-life 2 but I somehow have an understanding of the entire game now.
I most definitely recall playing a thief game but that was so long ago I don’t even recall the year it was. I just loved stealing diamonds out of safes!
Glad you liked it, mate :)
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Yeah, my kind of reviews. Nice job!