Funny paragraph

A sister knows that her husband did not cry after three children, just reported the two interest classes to the children, gave them two beauty cards, bought the accident insurance for the two old people, and bought the brand-name bags and clothes. . .
Her husband is not super rich, this expense can not be tied to the family can only be tied to the third, so the small three dissatisfied two people are not happy.
The sisters only said one sentence afterwards: "Hey, compare with me?"

The son of the neighbor's family went to the first grade of elementary school. On the weekend, when the son was playing at home, he accidentally broke the fish tank at home. His father was very angry after seeing it. He just wanted to beat people. The son said: "Dad, Sorry, I am wrong."
His dad said: "Is it wrong to admit that it is wrong? How can there be such a cheap thing?"
The son asked: "What should I do?"
His father: "Hold your hands in your arms, squat in the corner, sing the "National Song" and reflect on yourself."
Not long after, the child came back, asked the reason, heard his son sing and sing, the voice was dumb, distressed, and his father smashed a meal, his father said helplessly: "Wife, I am wrong. ”
Fuck: "Is it wrong to admit it?"
His father: "What should I do?"
Fucking: "You, kneel in the corner, sing "The National Anthem."

Her husband made a mistake and was counted by his wife. After that, they did not agree with each other.
Until she put a fart, her husband immediately put another one, his wife: "Hey, dare to talk back?"