The amount of salary you are required to pay yourself on the books is based entirely on the country that you come from

pfft.. What the f... That is a seriously arbitrary value. You could come from Nigeria as a billionaire, or America as a welfare recipient. What a bizarre metric.

they need to have a picture of you working and also need to see your desk and a name placard on it.

Okay, dude. I can take care of this for you. I already did mine.