Too funny lol.

It turns out Ice agents are obliged to listen to "Ice Ice baby," twice a day. The verse that really lifts their spirits, after another day of wearing criticism, is this one:

"To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom."

Some days you feel like killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom (a beer is usually suffices), other days you wax a chump like a candle (doing that whole wax-on-wax-off thing from Karate Kid on your chump of a car can relax the weariest worker, as well as promoting cleanliness), but whichever you choose, a tense day becomes a little less tense thanks to the creative stylings of the great Robert Van Winkle. :)